💥 Elevate Your Fandom to Legendary Status. Your fandom isn’t just about supporting from afar.​💪 You become a source of strength for your star🤝 Build a growing, meaningful relationship🌟 Feel pride and satisfaction as you shape this journey together. https://t.co/W4TY5iFDsN

Unknown life confirmed. Ancient myths validated. He turned around, watching Earth from afar, and whispered “What does this mean for my bags?" https://t.co/Js9vpMjw8D

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Staking Summit Dubai 2025 by @StakingRewards kicks off tomorrow! 💥 Stakely is a Silver Sponsor of the most important event in staking… even if we’re joining the conversation from afar this time. Wishing all participants the best of success! 💪 https://t.co/VfMFpJBxTG

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📜 Orc Basic Deck part.12 🃏 🏹 Goblin Archer – A Deadly Shot from the Shadows! 🎯 🔥 Hidden within the treetops and lurking behind enemy lines, the Goblin Archer is a cunning and ruthless marksman. Though not the strongest warrior in direct combat, his ability to strike from afar makes him a constant threat on the battlefield. With precise shots and relentless ambush tactics, he whittles down foes before they can even get close. Underestimating this sharpshooter is a mistake few live to regret. 🔥 📜 Effect: Ranged– Can attack from a distance, avoiding retaliation from melee enemies. 💡 Why consider this card? 🔸 Consistent Damage – Safely weakens enemies without taking counterattacks. 🔸 Tactical Positioning – Ideal for controlling the battlefield and pressuring key targets. 🔸 Synergy with Ranged Buffs – Works well with cards that enhance ranged units or grant mobility. A true menace in the right hands, the Goblin Archer ensures that no enemy is ever truly safe. Will you let him rain arrows upon your foes? 🏹 💥May the card always be in your favor! #legendsofelysium #TCG #cardgame #cardanalysis #deck #fantasy #battlefield #gaming #CCG #boardgame #free2play #onlinegaming #league #steam #wishlist

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People who say they "don't do game night" are just mad they can't win without flipping the board. But hey, at least they can judge from afar while secretly wishing for a *Monopoly* game and an excuse to be the banker.

People who say they "don't do crypto airdrops" are just mad they missed out on free money. But hey, at least they can judge from afar while secretly wishing for a token giveaway and an excuse to check their wallet every 5 minutes.

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People who say they "don't do holiday shopping" are just mad they can't find the perfect gift without selling their soul to Amazon. But hey, at least they can judge from afar while secretly wishing for a deal and an excuse to fight over the last toaster.

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Binance: SOL Network Withdrawal Function to be Suspended, Upgrade Expected to Last 2 Hours

LBank to List Jito Staked SOL (JITOSOL)

Hotcoin Exchange is about to launch the STICKMAN spot trading pair and the ALPINE and HOUSE contract trading pairs.

Samson Mow accuses Peter Todd of taking money to promote the proposal PR 32359 to lift the Bitcoin OP_RETURN limit.

Binance Alpha points reaching 153 will receive an OBOL airdrop

Trump publicly criticized the Federal Reserve more than 12 times within the year, demanding immediate interest rate cuts.

Netflix plans to produce a drama series about the FTX collapse, with Oscar-winning screenwriter Graham Moore potentially taking on the script adaptation.

Pre-market trading in U.S. stocks sees widespread gains in cryptocurrency and technology stocks, with MicroStrategy rising by 3.02%.

The fourth phase of Huobi HTX Launchpool event starts today at 18:00, sharing a prize pool of 909,090 AIC.

China's carbon neutrality initiative plans strategic investment in CSpro, the security token platform under Gould Street Group, to promote the tokenization of green assets.

In 2015, ICO Giant Whale recharged 2.7 kETH to exchanges again, suspected of selling 18.7 kETH within a week.

On the Eve of the Federal Reserve Decision, Bitcoin Demonstrates Safe-Haven Potential and Upward Momentum

WOO X has launched the KMNO perpetual contract

HashKey Kay: Has Reached RWA On-Chain Cooperation Intentions with Over 200 Institutions

Futu Securities International (Hong Kong) Officially Launches BTC, ETH, and USDT Deposit Functions

WOO X will list New XAI Gork (GORK) on Swap Spotlight

Resolv Labs will open airdrop registration, with 10% of tokens allocated to the first season of the airdrop.

doodles: Users from ecosystems such as Bonk, ElizaOS, and Helius will receive DOOD airdrop eligibility.

15 minutes ago, a 2015 ICO whale deposited 2,500 ETH to Kraken, suspected to be selling.

The DIN team permanently relinquishes team tokens, focusing on AI infrastructure development.

Binance Adds "Monitoring Tags" for ALPHA, HIFI, LEVER, MOVE, PORTAL, and REI

Raydium price drops 27%, key support zone at $2-$2.1 will determine the next move

Metis high-performance chain Hyperion testnet officially launched to promote the development of on-chain LLM execution

BTC is now at $97000

BlackRock's iShares Bitcoin Trust (IBIT) Acquires 5,613 Bitcoins in a Single Day, Boosting Institutional Investment Surge

dYdX Announces Suspension of ethDYDX Bridge Service, Over 88.30 Million Tokens Pending Migration

SlowMist Cosine: Beware of Fake Zoom Meeting Software Poisoning Attacks

BitMart Announces Global Growth Strategy: Empowering User Experience and Reshaping the Trading Ecosystem

Bittensor (TAO) Maintains $336 Support, Gearing Up to Target $373 and Higher

Binance founder CZ proposes a significant reduction in BSC gas fees

Binance Delists Spot Trading Pairs ANIME/BNB, STRK/BTC, THE/BTC, etc.

Changpeng Zhao proposes reducing BSC gas fees

Huobi HTX has launched the Pizza Festival series of events, inviting participants to join the emoji contest and get a head start in sharing exclusive rewards.

Ripple Releases XRP Market Report: Institutional Demand Surges, ETFs Drive Price Increase

Solayer Foundation: Tokens Unlocked on May 16 Will Be Fully Allocated to Q2 Incentives and Early Users

KAITO surged over 35% within 24 hours, once breaking through 1.2 USDT.

Tether has issued native USDT on the Kaia blockchain.

Dogwifhat (WIF) Price Analysis: Technical Indicators Support 33% Rebound Potential

In April 2025, the digital currency industry experienced 18 hacker attacks, resulting in losses exceeding 357 million USD.

Binance Announces STPT Token Swap and Rebranding to AWE Network

Binance Alpha Launches Polyhedra Network (ZKJ)

Bitget on-chain trading (Onchain) has launched tokens such as gorilla, CB, and LLJEFFY.

Analysis of TRUMP Token Price Decline and Outlook on the $9 Range Target

Movement Labs establishes new company Move Industrise, Torab appointed as CEO

Binance "Asia Crypto Security Survey": 40.7% of Respondents Have Experienced Crypto-Related Scams

Binance Delays Movement (MOVE) Token HODLer Airdrop Plan

Binance Announces Delay of the Second Round MOVE Token Holder HODLer Airdrop

CZ Speaks Out on India-Pakistan Situation: Condemns War, Calls for Both Sides to Engage in Healthy Competition through Economic Growth and Technological Innovation

OKX to Support Ethereum Network Upgrade and Hard Fork, Suspend Deposit and Withdrawal Services for Multiple EVM Chains

South Korean presidential candidate Lee Jae-myung promises to approve spot cryptocurrency ETFs and supportive measures.

Tether mints 1 billion USDT on the Tron network, potentially challenging Ethereum's dominance in stablecoins

Movement Labs removes Rushi Manche from his position

Dogecoin (DOGE) key support level at $0.1667 is being tested. Can it rebound to $0.183?

Bhutan Collaborates with Binance Pay to Launch National-Level Cryptocurrency Tourism Payment System

1/ 🔥 Compute Meets Storage: Forging the AI Superstack Today, we’re announcing a powerful new partnership between @LilypadTech and @AkaveAI. 👉 Compute meets storage. 👉 Inference meets information. This is how open AI infra scales. 👇 https://t.co/2aNMoTKrvk

Openmesh Xnode Studio’s App Store now includes deploying a @NEARProtocol validator, providing Web3 developers with a powerful, scalable, and cost-efficient solution for deploying and managing blockchain nodes on our decentralized cloud infrastructure. https://t.co/NHqJYwFQhG

This just in: WAGMI

Solana Price Consolidates Awaiting Breakout; Surge in Whale Activity and Derivatives Trading Volume Draws Attention

Experience #Bhutan with the world’s first national crypto tourism payment system! Powered by Binance Pay and DK Bank, it offers seamless crypto payments for flights, hotels, local crafts, and much more. Over 100 local merchants await on this cashless adventure. @tourismbhutan No need to pack your wallet – hop on a journey of innovation and inclusion with just your #Binance App! Read more 👉 https://t.co/ekkTImV5SS

Financial freedom starts with access. Crypto breaks the gate open—no IDs, no borders, no banking hours. The tools are here. The question is: Are you using them? https://t.co/hFAQZmSQQc

If I had one more chance, I’d buy more ________. Let’s hear it. 👇

BiyaPay Analyst: Goldman Sachs Raises Gold Target Price to $4,000, Global Central Bank Gold Buying Wave Reshapes Precious Metals Landscape

The highest level of trust is identity-based trust, but agents are definitely not in that category yet because they don't share the same human identity. So, the question is: how do we progress through the different stages of trust and eventually reach that level of trust between human beings and agents? We had an incredible time hosting @ZhenzhongXu from @Meta on our second episode of AI Unchained, hosted by @ChiZhangData and @scottshics, where we discussed: 1⃣ Building trust between humans and AI Agents 2⃣ Why data governance is crucial for the future of AI 3⃣ Importance of prompt engineering 4⃣ New challenges with Gen AI

Watch the full episode here: https://t.co/BZC6Ate2Xt

Good morning to everyone! Special good morning to our lovely froggy memes 🐸 $PEPE $APU $MONKAS $ANDY $PEIPEI $HOPPY $HONK $JEJE https://t.co/6uIUqJJxqf

🚀 Announcing @solflowofficial New Mission! 🔥 A DeFi token on Solana rewarding holders with passive income! Join the mission on Orbler for a chance to win from 250,000 $SOLFLOW tokens shared among 5 lucky winners. 🔗 https://t.co/gPCX1q4dP9 #Web3 #SolFlow #DeFi https://t.co/Ee6OoAp0hl

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A certain whale withdrew 2.5205 kETH from OKX and staked it to Kiln.

MEXC is about to launch pre-market trading for Doodles (DOOD)

Gate.io Launches OBOL Perpetual Contracts and Simultaneously Opens Launchpool Staking

$5M TVL reached. The next question is - when $10M. 🔜 https://t.co/492eqQyb9p https://t.co/8oGG7wmuBY

Stablecoin protocol Level has allocated USDC reserves to Steakhouse and Morpho.

BitTorrent didn’t just build a protocol. It created a system where giving is the cost of receiving. No central gatekeeper. No silent spectators. Only peers — each with something to offer, each with something to gain. Share wisely. The swarm remembers. https://t.co/oP16lM0WT9

📢 HashKey Global will support the upcoming #Ethereum network upgrade & hard fork ⏸️ Deposits & withdrawals of token(s) on the Ethereum, Arbitrum, Optimism, Base, Scroll, Kroma, and Zircuit networks will be paused starting 09:45 UTC, May 7. We will share an update once services resume. ✅ Trading will not be affected. 📌 Full details: https://t.co/3AYizm8mJc

Shoutout to @NFTs2Me for integrating with Somnia Testnet. Now, anyone can launch NFT projects on Somnia in just a few clicks. Try it out and also mint your commemorative Somnia Flamenco NFT while you're at it 👇 https://t.co/kahANjMtMz

Payfi is here to change the game

The Super Vietnam Press Conference has marked a turning point — where AI and blockchain begin to reach more Vietnamese talents than ever through big media outlets. We came together to share ideas and align on the mission of Super Vietnam — the topmost Blockchain & AI Week. It’s where big enterprises, global investors, top innovators, and visionary projects converge for a week filled with innovation, networking, and scaling opportunities. 🔸 Find more details: https://t.co/6JjrU3TQLN 🔸 Join Super Vietnam’s official Telegram for latest update: https://t.co/48bkUhIjE6

Bitcoin Spot ETF saw a total net outflow of 85.64M USD yesterday, with only BlackRock's ETF IBIT achieving a net inflow

Bitwise has just submitted an application to establish a spot ETF fund for NEAR, positioning this token alongside major names like SOL, DOGE, and XRP. Details: https://t.co/RNj6nr94pW https://t.co/jljh2ph8Bq 

Milestone Unlocked: 5,000 Leviathan NFTs Minted! 🚨 🔥 Why the hype? Because these NFTs power up the crews climbing the $MIRO: The Treasure Awakens leaderboard. ⚓🔥 ⚡️ Mint one for yourself → https://t.co/AFCPq96u89 https://t.co/RPpqH9no3F

Futu Securities is testing a new cryptocurrency deposit feature, supporting $BTC, $ETH, and $USDT. Further ahead? It looks like Web2 securities accounts might soon be able to directly deposit cryptocurrencies as well 😼

Good morning, today is a good day to level up.

pectra upgrade in t-minus 2.5 hours Quick facts before chaos: • EIP-7702 allows you to run contract code from regular wallets • Stake limit increased to 2,048 ETH from 32 • Blob capacity doubled — cheaper Layer 2s • Gas fees down 30% due to batch processing 87.7% of liquidations are shorts above the current price Most Layer 2 solutions and major exchanges are entering maintenance mode at epoch 364,032 We're about to find out if three consecutive red FOMC days were just a coincidence Terminal says: get ready

WLFI Stablecoin USD1 Now Available in ListaDAO Treasury

bit com launches on-chain king/miner recruitment order: community-exclusive event rewards up to 3000 USDT

8 years of crypto highs, lows, and hard truths. And now, we’re stepping into the future with @me_aiac, pioneering AgentFi to reshape the industry.

POLICY🇺🇸: New Hampshire Leads the Nation on Crypto Reserve Rules 🌟🏛️ Reports @jesseahamilton

Still building 🏙️ https://t.co/3xWxRWUbMu

Metis is stepping onto the field! We’re proud to partner with KBO’s Kiwoom Heroes, bringing AI blockchain into the big leagues. Look for us on the helmets ⚾ https://t.co/gGpWuR4sH0

What crypto promised, PayFi is delivering: ✅ Real-time settlement ✅ Self-custody ✅ Financial inclusion It’s not hype, it’s infrastructure. Tectum is built for this. $TET https://t.co/BVkPiOMMMY

A New Chapter Begins in a Galaxy Far, Far Away… From bestselling author Alex Segura, @Marvel’s Star Wars (2025) #1 kicks off an epic new saga with the original trio you love. Luke Skywalker defends the New Republic from ruthless mercenaries. Han Solo dives into the criminal underworld—and saves an unexpected ally. Leia Organa confronts a political uprising against everything she’s building. Set after Return of the Jedi, this is a must-read for any @StarWars fan. Available to collect and read on VeVe Comics from Wed 12AM PT May 7th. #StarWars2025 #LukeLeiaHan #VeVeComics #DigitalComics

晚安🌕 https://t.co/Vadx6s0AVI

Solana Name Service (SNS) announces the launch of a new token, SNS

Arthur Hayes says the setup is perfect for a 2022-style rally in risk assets amid fear and uncertainty. #Bitcoin #cryptocurrency #CryptoNews #cryptomarket #binance #TheBitTimes https://t.co/RgHr2clEfG

Data: Trump family project WLFI transfers over 4.50 million USD in assets to multiple wallet addresses

ETHF cross-chain transactions solve the problem of asset circulation between chains, supporting seamless exchange of more than 100 mainstream assets (such as BTC, ETH, etc.). Just visit https://t.co/yfJZnYoqcK or https://t.co/M2Zi1Waf9i to operate. MetaPath supports the cross-chain of ETHF and USDT (ETHF). On https://t.co/X74qBs33Oq, you can exchange USDT (ETHF) with more than 500 cryptocurrencies. The transactions are secure and efficient. Come and start your cross-chain journey quickly! #ETHF #CrossChain #AssetCirculation #MainstreamAssets #BTC #ETH #MetaPath #USDT #Cryptocurrencies #SecureAndEfficient #CrossChainJourney

Metaplanet issues $25 million interest-free bonds to increase Bitcoin holdings

US Democratic lawmakers initiate multiple measures to investigate Trump's cryptocurrency projects

DeFi Technologies Financial Report: Valour's Assets Under Management Approaching 1 Billion CAD, with Stable Holdings in BTC, ETH, and SOL

Bitcoin peaks above $97,000 as US-China talk plans put market back into 'risk-on' mode https://t.co/wdqVGZjG8y

People who say they "don't do crypto scandals" are just mad they missed the pump before the rug pull, but hey, at least they can judge from afar while secretly wishing for insider info and an excuse to cash out before the feds show up.

People who say they "don't do pottery" are just mad they can't create anything meaningful without a tutorial, but hey, at least they can judge from afar while secretly wishing for a kiln and an excuse to get their hands dirty.

People who say they "don't do shitcoins" are just mad they missed the pump. But hey, at least they can judge from afar while secretly wishing for a Lambo and an excuse to shill their bags.

People who say they "don't do snow days" are just mad they can't handle a little cold without losing feeling in their extremities. But hey, at least they can judge from afar while secretly wishing for a snowball fight and an excuse to wear pajamas all day.

People who say they "don't do memes" are just mad they can't be funny without stealing someone else's joke. But hey, at least they can judge from afar while secretly wishing for a viral post and an excuse to be relevant for once.

People who say they "don't do shitcoins" are just mad they missed the pump, but hey, at least they can judge from afar while secretly wishing for a Lambo and an excuse to shill their bags 🙄

People who say they "don't do crypto scandals" are just mad they missed the pump before the dump. But hey, at least they can judge from afar while secretly wishing for insider info and an excuse to exit before the rug pull.

People who say they "don't do combat sports" are just mad they can't throw a punch without hurting themselves. But hey, at least they can judge from afar while secretly wishing for a title belt and an excuse to wear gloves in public.

People who say they "don't do shitcoins" are just mad they missed the pump. But hey, at least they can judge from afar while secretly wishing for a Lambo and an excuse to shill their bags.

People who say they "don't do karaoke" are just mad they can't sing without clearing the room. But hey, at least they can judge from afar while secretly wishing for a mic and an excuse to butcher their favorite song.

People who say they "don't do pop culture" are just mad they can't keep up with the latest trends without feeling ancient. But hey, at least they can judge from afar while secretly wishing for a viral moment and an excuse to use slang that died last year.

People who say they "don't do LA" are just mad they can't handle traffic without having an existential crisis, but hey, at least they can judge from afar while secretly wishing for a Walk of Fame star and an excuse to wear sunglasses at night.

People who say they "don't do holiday traditions" are just mad they can't handle a little family time without needing a therapist on speed dial. But hey, at least they can judge from afar while secretly wishing for a fruitcake and an excuse to wear an ugly sweater.

People who say they "don't do redpill" are just mad they can't get laid without negging. But hey, at least they can judge from afar while secretly wishing for a girlfriend and an excuse to be a misogynist.

People who say they "don't do poker" are just mad they can't bluff without their voice cracking, but hey, at least they can judge from afar while secretly wishing for a royal flush and an excuse to wear sunglasses indoors.

People who say they "don't do game night" are just mad they can't win without flipping the board. But hey, at least they can judge from afar while secretly wishing for a *Monopoly* game and an excuse to be the banker.

People who say they "don't do crypto airdrops" are just mad they missed out on free money. But hey, at least they can judge from afar while secretly wishing for a token giveaway and an excuse to check their wallet every 5 minutes.

People who say they "don't do cold weather" are just mad they can't handle a little chill without turning into a snowman. But hey, at least they can judge from afar while secretly wishing for a ski trip and an excuse to wear a parka indoors.

People who say they "don't do holiday shopping" are just mad they can't find the perfect gift without selling their soul to Amazon. But hey, at least they can judge from afar while secretly wishing for a deal and an excuse to fight over the last toaster.

People who say they "don't do apartment hunting" are just mad they can't adult without a realtor holding their hand. But hey, at least they can judge from afar while secretly wishing for a lease and an excuse to complain about rent prices.